Thursday, August 17, 2006

Donkey Shows

Today I am talking about the infamous “donkey show”. I never heard about “donkey shows” until I started to talk with ‘gringos’ on the regular bases, and they told me that in Mexico “donkey shows” are very popular. I live in Mexico, I’d live in Mexico all my life, and I have never heard, seen or meet another Mexican that has been around or near a “donkey show”, but ‘gringos’ are sure they exist.

I’ve been asking around what a “donkey show” is exactly, most of the 'gringos' don’t know or don’t want to tell me, one person told me it’s suppose to be a donkey doing a woman, I think that is impossible, I mean, possible, but the woman would die.

It’s weird how this myth got to be what it is, always some reality creates myths, myths always have a piece of reality, but I can’t find what created this myth. There’s have to be something that made a ‘gringo’ think…”man, that donkey is doing that girl, and there’s a lot of people watching it like it was a show” But I still can’t figure out what did a rational person believe that.

I want proof these shows have ever taken place, maybe it’s a old show that is no longer done, at least I need first hand narration or description of “donkey show”, I always hear how “my friend was at a ‘donkey show’” and I can’t take that as a fact. Either I don’t know nothing about Mexico, or ‘gringos’ have a very good imagination.

26 Comments:

Blogger *jAcKs* said...

finally!!! any ways been to mexico many a times... never seen a donkey show . im with erik they dont exist. if they do in fact exist why a donkey? why not a stallion? much prettier.

11:46 AM

 
Blogger Pirer said...

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12:08 PM

 
Blogger erik said...

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12:11 PM

 
Blogger Pirer said...

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12:30 PM

 
Blogger erik said...

*yawn*

I write in English because I do this blog for my 'gringo' friends.

12:36 PM

 
Blogger Beam 9000 said...

parece que no son dos cabrones de 25 años, es el pinche colmo... snif.

puaj.

12:36 PM

 
Blogger Shell said...

Gringo friends? I represent that comment, dammit.

Stallion are prettier? lol, jacks.

12:55 PM

 
Blogger erik said...

Jackie is considered gringa.

1:02 PM

 
Blogger erik said...

and what about chubs? he told me to blog in English. Patrick comments also

1:02 PM

 
Blogger *jAcKs* said...

oh what.. gringa yo?... maybe un poco.. but.. please give me some credit... i think im more of a beaner than a gringa.

ps that was mean erik. low blow.

2:21 PM

 
Blogger Shell said...

Ahem, what is wrong with Gringas?

2:25 PM

 
Blogger *jAcKs* said...

nothing shell but that was mean.. taking away my mexicaness liek that.. what a bitch...

2:29 PM

 
Blogger Shell said...

Bitchy Erik.

2:36 PM

 
Blogger erik said...

lol... OK... Jackie is as beaner as mariachi's sombreros

2:43 PM

 
Blogger *jAcKs* said...

no, thats it... im mad.. trying to make me feel better make you a bigger meanie... whatever..

4:34 PM

 
Blogger sknny said...

¡he visto el burro infame mostrar! usted lo tiene todo mal, la MUCHACHA hace el burro, no la otra manera alrededor. agachate muchacho

4:45 PM

 
Blogger erik said...

WTF chubs??? lmao

5:34 PM

 
Blogger erik said...

I just said what my sources told me Chubs, this is like a secret, I am trying to figure out what a "donkey show" is.

5:46 PM

 
Blogger xoloiztcuintle said...

Hijo de la globalización. Aliméntate bien, camina y no veas tele.

7:20 PM

 
Blogger Shell said...

Seriously, what did Chubs smoke yesterday? lol

8:25 AM

 
Blogger *jAcKs* said...

chubs speaks spanish? wow... news to me

11:03 AM

 
Blogger erik said...

Chubs Spanish needs to polish a little

2:15 PM

 
Blogger Shell said...

It was as polished as that was in English I am guessing. We all need to go back to grammar school!

3:04 PM

 
Blogger mischiff said...

erik!! post sumthin new!!! also, how do u link peoples pages on the side of urs? me and shell wanna know.

12:12 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IF YOU DONT SPEAK SPANISH HIRE A TRANSLATOR OR JUST SKIPO TO THE NEXTO COMMENTO.

SI EXISTEN LOS "DONKEY SHOWS" ...O AL MENOS EXISTIAN HASTA HACE UN PAR DE AÑOS, PERO NO VEO RAZON LOGICA PARA QUE HAYAN DEJADO DE HACERLOS.
EL "PRIMO DE UN AMIGO" VIO UNOS VIDEOS... UN BURRO O PONY, UNO O DOS PERROS EN UN ESCENARIO, ALREDEDOR EL PUBLICO MASCULINO EN SILLAS PLEGADIZAS DE ESAS QUE TE PRESTAN CUANDO COMPRAS UN BARRIL, MESEROS VENDIENDO CHEVE, ETC... ALGO ENTRE UNA CARPA DE CIRCO DE BARRIO Y UN TABLE DANCE BARATO ...
LOS ANIMALITOS YA ESTAN AHI ARRIBA COMIENDO Y LUEGO SUBEN A 3 O 4 MUJERES, PRENDEN LA MUSICA Y EMPIEZA EL "SHOW".
OBVIAMENTE LOS ANIMALES NO SE LA METEN ALAS MORRAS... (AL MENOS EN EL VIDEO QUE "EL PRIMO DE UN AMIGO" VIO) PERO LAS MORRAS O MAS BIEN RUCAS LES HACEN SEXO ORAL A LOS INOCENTES ANIMALITOS... SE NOTA QUE ESTAN EN ALGUN LUGAR DE MEXICO PORQUE EL "MAESTRO DE CEREMONIAS" ALTERNA ENTRE ESPAÑOL Y UN INGLES MUY GUARRO SUS COMENTARIOS QUE POR CIERTO, QUE BIZARROS SE OYEN... Y SE MIRA MAS BIZARRO AUN, AUNQUE OBVIAMENTE LA CALIDAD DEL VIDEO NO ERA MUY BUENA.

DE QUE EXISTEN, SI EXISTEN ESOS SHOWS.. DECIR QUE ES SOLO UN MITO ES COMO DECIR QUE LA PROSTITUCION INFANTIL ES UN MITO... SOBRE TODO EN CIUDADES COMO TIJUANA, JUAREZ, ETC...

YO NO SE QUE TANTAS OTRAS COSAS BIZARRAS HAY EN ESTE MUNDO, EL "PRIMO DE UN AMIGO" HA VISTO MUCHAS BARBARIDADES; PERO ES COMO LAS TELENOVELAS DE TELEVISA, MIENTRAS HAYA GENTE QUE LAS MIRE LAS SEGUIRAN HACIENDO, O DICHO DE OTRA MANERA, MIENTRAS LA GENTE NO DEJE DE APLAUDIR, CHENTE NO DEJA DE CANTAR.

9:18 PM

 
Blogger erik said...

Como habia dicho antes, al menos queria "first hand experience", al parecer tu la tienes, no tenia idea que esto existiera.

5:40 PM

 

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